A Little Bit of the Funnies

After a long weekend of the flu bug, the girls and I hit the mall on a free afternoon, for a little bit of retail therapy.  As you may or may  not know, Vickie's has all sale panties for $2.99.  All styles.  Ellie and Dani were digging through the bins, because who wouldn't want two, five year olds help while shopping for undergarments?  Ellie pulled out a pair, and was utterly appalled.  Yes, you know what she found.  With a disgusted, confused look, she said (very loudly),

"Mom, look how small these are in the back.  These would NOT cover your bum, how do these work?"

Avoiding the question completely, I said, "Good thing I have such a small bum, those would work just fine for me."

Again, looking at me in total confusion, "No Mom, you have a medium sized bum and Dad has a big bum, and these would not work for you."

Let it be known, I have a medium sized bum,  pretty much made my day!  Maybe I will skip the gym tomorrow.  :)