CPS.... Is that you calling?

This is my life.... I know I have had a ton of posts lately, but it is cheap therapy for me. I can look back and laugh at my crazy kids. Today was the second day in a row that I attempted to clean my house.... this is what happens when I try to be productive! I really do watch my kids.... Look at that evil smile, she knows exactly how naughty she is! She said, "draw face, draw face, ha, ha, ha."

She used a "washable" crayon, which apparently gets gummy if you suck on it. It was like charcoal.

Dani thought this was great. I was deep cleaning my fridge right in front of her and I turned around and she was already done coloring her face. She is so quick and sneaky!

Ellie didn't think it was so great, she looked at Dani and said, "Oh no, face dirty, wipe!" She went and got a towel out of the drawer and tried to clean Dani.

Dani didn't want anything to do with getting cleaned up and Ellie was very upset about the whole thing! D really didn't like it when I had to SCRUB the black off.

Goth girl OR bearded pirate?